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A moose once bit my sister... (updated with video link for those confused)
Posted on 7/20/23 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 7/20/23 at 3:01 pm
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge—her brother-in-law— an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"
EDIT : For those who missed the OP, this video link may offer some insight to your confusion.
EDIT : For those who missed the OP, this video link may offer some insight to your confusion.
This post was edited on 7/21/23 at 9:08 am
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Posted on 7/20/23 at 3:02 pm to Cheese Grits
I killed a pack of wolves with my bare hands.
Posted on 7/20/23 at 3:02 pm to Cheese Grits
My sister has a moose knuckle.
Posted on 7/20/23 at 3:02 pm to Cheese Grits
No moose knuckle pics? Thread is shite
Posted on 7/20/23 at 3:03 pm to Cheese Grits
drugs are bad
Posted on 7/20/23 at 3:03 pm to Cheese Grits
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti.
Posted on 7/20/23 at 3:03 pm to OweO
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...
Posted on 7/20/23 at 3:04 pm to Festus
quote:
My sister has a moose knuckle.
She get it from her mama.
Posted on 7/20/23 at 3:06 pm to Cheese Grits
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Posted on 7/20/23 at 3:06 pm to Cheese Grits
Jurgen Wigg once trained a moose to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms.
Posted on 7/20/23 at 3:08 pm to Cheese Grits
Better than being bit by a Mexican Whooping Llama or being grabbed by the husk by an African Swallow
Posted on 7/20/23 at 3:10 pm to Splackavellie
quote:
She get it from her mama.
Careful now. Anyone that knows me on here knows I like to fist fight.
Posted on 7/20/23 at 3:10 pm to Bernie Bierman
Interesting name BTW, nearly dead Tulane fan or just REALLY old Gopher fan?
Posted on 7/20/23 at 3:11 pm to Cheese Grits
So, a dog goes to a bank to get a loan.
He walks up to the desk and sees the bankers nameplate "P. Whack"
"Good day Mrs. Whack, I'd like to apply for a loan."
The banker looks at the dog and says, "You can call me Patty. So you came here for a loan?"
"Yes," the dog replied.
"And what is your name" and increasingly confused Patty asked.
"Rover. Rover Jagger."
"Rover Jagger?"
"Yes. My dad is Mick Jagger. He dated my mother briefly."
"Ok. Since you're a dog, we'll need collateral on the loan. What do you have?"
Rover Jagger pulls out a small pink elephant figurine.
"What is this? A small ceramic elephant?"
"Yes. Its all I have."
Patty the banker stands up and says "Well I'll have to talk to the bank manager about this since your request is so unusual."
Mrs. Whack goes into the bank manager's office and says "There's a dog out there named Rover Jagger who wants a loan. The only thing he has for collateral is this tiny pink elephant."
The manager takes the elephant from Patty, takes a look at it and says "This is a knick knack, Patty Whack. Give that dog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone."
He walks up to the desk and sees the bankers nameplate "P. Whack"
"Good day Mrs. Whack, I'd like to apply for a loan."
The banker looks at the dog and says, "You can call me Patty. So you came here for a loan?"
"Yes," the dog replied.
"And what is your name" and increasingly confused Patty asked.
"Rover. Rover Jagger."
"Rover Jagger?"
"Yes. My dad is Mick Jagger. He dated my mother briefly."
"Ok. Since you're a dog, we'll need collateral on the loan. What do you have?"
Rover Jagger pulls out a small pink elephant figurine.
"What is this? A small ceramic elephant?"
"Yes. Its all I have."
Patty the banker stands up and says "Well I'll have to talk to the bank manager about this since your request is so unusual."
Mrs. Whack goes into the bank manager's office and says "There's a dog out there named Rover Jagger who wants a loan. The only thing he has for collateral is this tiny pink elephant."
The manager takes the elephant from Patty, takes a look at it and says "This is a knick knack, Patty Whack. Give that dog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone."
This post was edited on 7/21/23 at 8:35 am
Posted on 7/20/23 at 3:25 pm to Cheese Grits
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
Posted on 7/20/23 at 3:26 pm to Cheese Grits
Posted on 7/20/23 at 3:26 pm to Cheese Grits
quote:
Interesting name BTW, nearly dead Tulane fan or just REALLY old Gopher fan?
Just a relatively young gopher fan that will likely never see a championship caliber team so I revel in the glory days of the past.
Posted on 7/20/23 at 3:34 pm to Cheese Grits
A moose is loose in the hoose.
Posted on 7/20/23 at 4:08 pm to Cheese Grits
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
Posted on 7/20/23 at 4:17 pm to Python
quote:
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti.
By Python
Well this response makes sense.
This post was edited on 7/20/23 at 4:20 pm
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