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Amazon is building a giant crystal poop emoji for its Virginia HQ

Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:01 am
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
123489 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:01 am
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Amazon’s plans for its new Virginia headquarters feature a 350-foot structure dubbed the Helix with two spiraling outdoor walkways with trees and plants from Virginia that twist to the building’s top.


Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
59148 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:02 am to
Of course it’s 350 feet
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
86752 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:02 am to
That's god's butt plug.
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
13356 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:03 am to
Will homeless people live in the tree park area ?
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85074 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:04 am to
I need that TPA guy to come in here and tell me how this symbolizes Satan or pedophilia
Posted by Geaux23
Member since Sep 2012
5893 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:04 am to
looks kinda trashy
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6329 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:04 am to
Designed by an OT baw
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
53399 posts
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Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
37353 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:05 am to
I think it looks pretty cool in concept, but yea that is a butt plug.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
24336 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:05 am to
Not gonna lie, I like the spiral tree stuff. The design is funny though.
Posted by ArmydawgMD
Member since Sep 2020
527 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:05 am to


Reminds of this building I saw the other day
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45411 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:06 am to
Looks like they ate a lot of broccoli.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17156 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:07 am to
The building is ugly, but I like the trees planted along the spiral balcony thing.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
29691 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:08 am to
Looks like the moccasin water slide at Blue Bayou...

This post was edited on 2/2/21 at 9:10 am
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
20952 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:09 am to
Looks like a folder going right up our assholes
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
136981 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:18 am to
That looks like a massive waste of interior functional space
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
30153 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:26 am to
What a waste of money.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
21606 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:29 am to
Looks more like an ice cream cone to me. If it is walkable from bottom to top or top to bottom that is actually kind of cool.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
49160 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:30 am to
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350-foot structure


Proof that Jeff Bezos posts here.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
16854 posts
Posted on 2/2/21 at 9:34 am to
Think how sick the top floor office(s) will be.
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