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Can someone here teach me how to “roll coal?”
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:10 pm
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:10 pm
I’m 52, and I find my road rage is getting worse with age. I want to teach these young bucks who’s boss of the road.
A buddy of mine told me about adding more diesel to smoke these fools!!! How big of injectors am I looking at getting? Cost of the project?
I want it to look similar to this...but the cloud to be twice as big.
FTR: I’m running a 6.7 Turbo in my F-450. Will I need an extra diesel tank?
I figured a few of you baws can help me out.

A buddy of mine told me about adding more diesel to smoke these fools!!! How big of injectors am I looking at getting? Cost of the project?
I want it to look similar to this...but the cloud to be twice as big.


FTR: I’m running a 6.7 Turbo in my F-450. Will I need an extra diesel tank?
I figured a few of you baws can help me out.

Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:13 pm to 0x15E
There is a rolling coal group that meets at sonic every Tuesday at 7pm. I would start there first.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:13 pm to 0x15E
soak a rag in a mixture of fireplace ashes and motor oil and then ball it up in your tailpipe. success.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:18 pm to 0x15E
I hear molotov cocktails are easier and get longer lasting results
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:22 pm to GoAwayImBaitn
This or firing a few rounds at them is much better.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:24 pm to 0x15E
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I’m running a 6.7 Turbo in my F-450. Will I need an extra diesel tank?
If you're in a f450 and have to ask, then you don't need to know.

Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:25 pm to 0x15E
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I want to teach these young bucks who’s boss of the road.
Seems like a small dick thing to say
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:26 pm to 0x15E
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:26 pm to BorrisMart
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If you're in a f450 and have to ask, then you don't need to know.
Bought it from my third wife’s father. Didn’t need the power at the time, but it sounds like it’s exactly what I need for this “project”

Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:27 pm to 0x15E
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I’m running a 6.7 Turbo in my F-450
Just have your mechanic fill you in when you seem him next week for your annual engine rebuild.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:28 pm to 0x15E
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I’m 52, and I find my road rage is getting worse with age
add some brown sugar to your gas when filling up. Makes a HUGE black & brown cloud of smoke resembling a volcano eruption

Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:29 pm to 0x15E
Pretty much anything new enough to require the DEF system will cost more to remove all the expensive items and reprogram the ECM than it is worth. Unless you are a true Baw. Diesel is also getting too expensive to be blowing out the tailpipe all willy nilly.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:30 pm to 0x15E
You want to burn a lot of fuel? Make enough jack to own and operate a jet.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:31 pm to 0x15E
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Can someone here teach me how to “roll coal?”
i turn my tuner knob to Cat 5.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:33 pm to 0x15E
Some tuners make a “smoke” tune. I reckon it just dumps a shite load of fuel and cuts back on the air. If your truck isn’t tuned and deleted, it’s not going to roll coal. If it is tuned and deleted, just get on it... sometimes my truck will shift into a higher gear than it should be in and if I push a little harder on the pedal it will start smoking until it down shifts and takes off. It seems to also roll coal more often when I’m pulling something, like my boat.
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:33 pm to 0x15E
I am no environmentalist. And I love the internal combustion engine.
But intentional tuning your car to dump more noxious nasty smoke out is as fricking trashy as it gets and should get you stopped by any cop noticing your dumbass rolling coal
But intentional tuning your car to dump more noxious nasty smoke out is as fricking trashy as it gets and should get you stopped by any cop noticing your dumbass rolling coal
This post was edited on 3/1/21 at 1:34 pm
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:38 pm to 0x15E
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Can someone here teach me how to “roll coal?”
Get one of these, baw

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