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Can someone here teach me how to “roll coal?”

Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:10 pm
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14336 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:10 pm
I’m 52, and I find my road rage is getting worse with age. I want to teach these young bucks who’s boss of the road.

A buddy of mine told me about adding more diesel to smoke these fools!!! How big of injectors am I looking at getting? Cost of the project?

I want it to look similar to this...but the cloud to be twice as big.



FTR: I’m running a 6.7 Turbo in my F-450. Will I need an extra diesel tank?

I figured a few of you baws can help me out.

Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
54915 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:11 pm to
Now that is baw!
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:13 pm to
There is a rolling coal group that meets at sonic every Tuesday at 7pm. I would start there first.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38745 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:13 pm to
soak a rag in a mixture of fireplace ashes and motor oil and then ball it up in your tailpipe. success.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
34919 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:13 pm to
Comes stock on one of these

Posted by GoAwayImBaitn
On an island in the marsh
Member since Jul 2018
2613 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:18 pm to
I hear molotov cocktails are easier and get longer lasting results
Posted by phil good
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
1662 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:22 pm to
This or firing a few rounds at them is much better.
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
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Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

I’m running a 6.7 Turbo in my F-450. Will I need an extra diesel tank?


If you're in a f450 and have to ask, then you don't need to know.
Posted by xXLSUXx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Oct 2010
10415 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:24 pm to
God I hate this place.
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

I want to teach these young bucks who’s boss of the road.



Seems like a small dick thing to say
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:26 pm to
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14336 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

If you're in a f450 and have to ask, then you don't need to know.


Bought it from my third wife’s father. Didn’t need the power at the time, but it sounds like it’s exactly what I need for this “project”

Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25944 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

I’m running a 6.7 Turbo in my F-450


Just have your mechanic fill you in when you seem him next week for your annual engine rebuild.

Posted by Got Blaze
Youngsville
Member since Dec 2013
9443 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

I’m 52, and I find my road rage is getting worse with age

add some brown sugar to your gas when filling up. Makes a HUGE black & brown cloud of smoke resembling a volcano eruption
Posted by td1
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2015
3064 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:29 pm to
Pretty much anything new enough to require the DEF system will cost more to remove all the expensive items and reprogram the ECM than it is worth. Unless you are a true Baw. Diesel is also getting too expensive to be blowing out the tailpipe all willy nilly.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4562 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:30 pm to
You want to burn a lot of fuel? Make enough jack to own and operate a jet.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

Can someone here teach me how to “roll coal?”


i turn my tuner knob to Cat 5.
Posted by A_bear
baton rouge
Member since Sep 2013
2272 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:33 pm to
Some tuners make a “smoke” tune. I reckon it just dumps a shite load of fuel and cuts back on the air. If your truck isn’t tuned and deleted, it’s not going to roll coal. If it is tuned and deleted, just get on it... sometimes my truck will shift into a higher gear than it should be in and if I push a little harder on the pedal it will start smoking until it down shifts and takes off. It seems to also roll coal more often when I’m pulling something, like my boat.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
125359 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:33 pm to
I am no environmentalist. And I love the internal combustion engine.

But intentional tuning your car to dump more noxious nasty smoke out is as fricking trashy as it gets and should get you stopped by any cop noticing your dumbass rolling coal
This post was edited on 3/1/21 at 1:34 pm
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 3/1/21 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

Can someone here teach me how to “roll coal?”


Get one of these, baw

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