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re: How fast should sex be to be considered "a quickie"?
Posted on 7/16/19 at 10:56 pm to Jp1LSU
Posted on 7/16/19 at 10:56 pm to Jp1LSU
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No girl really wants a quickie and I’ve yet to meet one that can regularly go from 0-60 quick enough to get off from a quickie.
In my experience it’s a make driven event that is meant to be fast; meaning if the girl isn’t gonna enjoy be done fast
1. You've never had a sig other who enjoys traded duties like who drives to the store or who does the dishes for a quickie. It's mutually satisfying.
2. You've never had a sig other who was handy with a silver bullet on her bean. They can cum with the quickest of 2pump chumps if you keep going and give it like 30 good pumps post-spew to let her get hers.

Posted on 7/16/19 at 10:58 pm to Paige
Nah. Quickie usually involves lube since you’re skipping foreplay.
Posted on 7/16/19 at 11:07 pm to mikelbr
I look at a quickie as being something you do really quick while still 3/4 clothed. Like in a extra bedroom while at a party, a bathroom when friends are over, etc. From my experience if she is down for a quickie than she will def get hers just as fast as you will.
Posted on 7/16/19 at 11:37 pm to mikelbr
What makes you figure this?
Posted on 7/17/19 at 12:38 am to Displaced
Sometimes i just like to hit it from behind and only take a few minutes versus switch positions a bunch of times and jump for 30+ minutes
Posted on 7/17/19 at 1:17 am to mikelbr
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2. You've never had a sig other who was handy with a silver bullet on her bean. They can cum with the quickest of 2pump chumps if you keep going and give it like 30 good pumps post-spew to let her get hers.
If she has time to gas up the toys, there’s more time than to have a quickie. A quickie in my experience is very impromptu or even on the run. But I think we’re splitting hairs or at least labia. My point was a good porn star is judged on his ability to produce the money shot on command. If your decent at secks you can go fast or maintain long time. Both are a skill set.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:21 am to mikelbr
quote:the law of diminishing returns prevents one from going 30 pumps posts spew
They can cum with the quickest of 2pump chumps if you keep going and give it like 30 good pumps post-spew to let her get hers
Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:46 am to stelly1025
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Under 10 minutes.
You take that back
Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:48 am to Displaced
Everything I hear about sex sounds great.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 6:51 am to Displaced
The correct answer is two-parter. Shorter than 10 mins of cervix service, and finishing before she is done. The key is to finish as close to the same time as possible, cain’t be a quickie if that happens, you just have to pull out, give a subtle nod, and leave the room on a high note.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 7:27 am to 19
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If foreplay, then not a quickie.
What about clothes on foreplay?
For example, you are somewhere public and rubbing her to warm her up. Maybe dinner and just rub her inner thigh. Pop in somewhere private to do the deed with a quickness.
That’s a quickie to me.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 7:30 am to Lickitty Split
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What makes you figure this?
He’s never met any women in person and can’t tell the difference between truth and trolls.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 7:33 am to baldona
quickie foreplay = removing clothes.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 7:43 am to MorbidTheClown
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quickie foreplay = removing clothes.

Posted on 7/17/19 at 7:47 am to Displaced
I'm not sure there's a time limit on it. I've always just thought it meant no seduction or foreplay. Just rip clothes off and stick it in, then however long it takes to finish.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 8:23 am to Displaced
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the law of diminishing returns prevents one from going 30 pumps posts spew
You know what I meant mfer. When she goes "Don't stop I'm almost there." She can basically finish on your dwindling return.

Posted on 7/17/19 at 8:24 am to DarthRebel
It’s been confirmed most women don’t even know sizes correctly in the first place. Ever see one measure with their hands? What they end up with really makes it seem like they’re taking baseball bats on the daily. Actual baseball bats. 

Posted on 7/17/19 at 8:25 am to Athos
quote:fungo or mariucci?
Actual baseball bats
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