When did Cadillac cafe close?

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where have all the trashy milfs dispersed to

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Apparently all the hot milfs are in my area looking to meet me per the emails in my junk folder.

I heard they were still open, but all electric now....

They moved to Ice House

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They moved to Ice House

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Fun story behind that place.

So, my friend and decide let’s hit up Cadillac one night. We were like 26 and to his credit, he pulled a legit bad bitch of a milf.

The friend of fine milf was not fine and probably in the negatives out of 10. Of course, as the night goes along, i could see where this was gonna head.

Sure enough, fine milf asked my buddy if i was interested in her friend cause she liked me.

I sure was shite was not interested. However, my buddy says, bruh i need this, look at that woman, she is fine. I said yeah, she is quite awesome.

I said there is wingman and then there is wtf. I said this MF’r is coming with a price tag so what you wanna throw down on top of this one. He explained his payment and i just closed my eyes and sighed hard, looked at the bartender and said i need 2 shots to start off with.

So, i did end up with a guided duck hunt trip for free for this one which was such a bad arse trip.

However, that was hands down most unattractive woman i have ever done the deed with.

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Also, where have all the trashy milfs dispersed to?

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I peeked my head inside the Edge Bar at L'Auberge a couple weeks ago when Werewolf was playing. It was a scary wasteland. There had to be some Cadillac and Southdowns alums among that clusterfrick of wrinkles.

Women every where. It’s like the playboy mansion

Yeah I went, it was pretty damn awful.

Poets?