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Woman forces millionaire by gunpoint to spill seed inside her hoohoo
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:18 am
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:18 am
First, because I give a shite about the rules:
Now on to the next episode of the Bold and the Beautiful
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I think we've all seen this story before, only it was with a dotcum millionaire and the baby was named Lester.

Now on to the next episode of the Bold and the Beautiful
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Albuquerque, NM | Jenifer Garcia, a 25-year-old woman, allegedly forced a 21-year-old Tinder date to ejaculate inside of her vaginal cavity in hopes of conceiving.
A Tinder date that started as a simple hook-up ended up as sperm robbery after Tomas Martinez, a Dogecoin millionaire, showed Garcia his cryptocurrency wallet after engaging in sexual intercourse. Garcia then convinced Martinez to have unprotected sex with her, stating that the condom was irritating her skin. She told him to pull out if he is scared of getting her pregnant.
“I think she knows that I was going to pull out any second because she told me to slow down and then reached for a pistol under her mattress, point it to my head, and told me to cum inside her like God intended,” Tomas said he thought she was joking and until she showed her that the gun was loaded. She told him she wants his baby and called him Dogecoin Papi.
A terrified Tomas said he was so scared that it took him 10 minutes to ejaculate with the gun on his head. “I went to the police station right away after she let me go hoping they’ll at least make her take a Plan B or something. They held her for the night in custody, and I think their most significant concern was the gun, and apparently, they dropped all the charges because I was the one at her place.”
Whether she’s pregnant or not at this point, nobody knows at the moment. Tomas is hoping he will find a way of dodging the bullet if she had fallen pregnant on that day.
I think we've all seen this story before, only it was with a dotcum millionaire and the baby was named Lester.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:18 am to Midget Death Squad
Oh yeah, I forgot.
6.5
6.5
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:19 am to Midget Death Squad
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a Dogecoin millionaire

Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:20 am to Midget Death Squad
The guy is a moron if he told this chick he was a millionaire and he really was. This is why it's tough to find decent women when rich because these crazy bitches tune their entire life to this practice.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:20 am to Midget Death Squad
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Jenifer Garcia, a 25-year-old woman, allegedly forced a 21-year-old Tinder date to ejaculate inside of her vaginal cavity in hopes of conceiving.
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apparently, they dropped all the charges because I was the one at her place.”
#Metoo
This post was edited on 5/12/21 at 9:22 am
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:20 am to Midget Death Squad
That sounds kinda hot. Shoot me in the foot then make me cum inside you
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:20 am to Centinel
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A terrified Tomas said he was so scared that it took him 10 minutes to ejaculate with the gun on his head
Now my wife has a new trick to get me to last longer

Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:20 am to Midget Death Squad
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then reached for a pistol under her mattress, point it to my head, and told me to cum inside her like God intended,



Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:21 am to Midget Death Squad
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it took him 10 minutes to ejaculate with the gun on his head
That’s gotta be a world record.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:21 am to Midget Death Squad
This is not going to work out well for Tomas.
Showing her and getting a gun pulled on him to blow his load is bad enough. Now getting his name out there with this story likely increases the chances of it happening again.
Showing her and getting a gun pulled on him to blow his load is bad enough. Now getting his name out there with this story likely increases the chances of it happening again.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:22 am to Midget Death Squad
So, is she preggo?
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:22 am to waiting4saturday
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then reached for a pistol under her mattress, point it to my head, and told me to cum inside her like God intended,
pillow talk
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:22 am to WDE24
Just like her orgasms I’m sure.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:22 am to Midget Death Squad
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They held her for the night in custody, and I think their most significant concern was the gun, and apparently, they dropped all the charges because I was the one at her place.”
Wait, what?
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:22 am to Midget Death Squad
OP knows this is satire? I can't tell
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:22 am to Midget Death Squad
She's got a great future in Congress from the great State of New Mexico.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:24 am to Midget Death Squad
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First, because I give a shite about the rules:

Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:24 am to Midget Death Squad
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Dogecoin millionaire

Posted on 5/12/21 at 9:24 am to Sterling Archer
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OP knows this is satire? I can't tell
OP thinks why can't you let us have fun?
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