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Biden releases list of movies he watched at White House and its the worst list ever

Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:29 am
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:29 am


I mean, they’ve got to be fricking with us on this list right? Out of the 34 films listed, I’ve never heard of 23 of them, and I’m a huge film buff with a collection of over 750 films.

Like am I really supposed to believe that Joe Biden has ever watched a movie from Japan or France? Or a Hungarian film, which I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie from that country.

Here is the poster for Querelle:



As for The Adventures of Drunky, I’m guessing Joe just thought those were home videos of his crackhead son. Shortbus seems like an appropriate one for him to watch. Castration Movie is on there… and I really don’t want to know why he put that one on. And Boochi the Rock is anime, and there’s way this senile corpse has ever watched anime.

And of the movies I have heard of, he went with by far the worst Austin Powers movie and one of the worst Adam Sandler movies in Little Nicky.

Barack Obama puts together lists like this every year, but at least his choices are sane and I’ve heard of most of them. Joe Biden on the other hand (and his staff because they’re the ones that actually wrote this) is just a fricking weirdo with these film choices. Like there may be five decent movies on that list that a normal person might watch, but no Star Wars, Forrest Gump, normal comedies, action movies, Westerns, or any Oscar winners (barring one)?

What a fricking weirdo to release a list like that.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
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Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:31 am to
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
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Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:32 am to
Is the last movie the working title of the Trump / Biden debate?
Posted by pevetohead
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Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:33 am to
There’s some bangers on there to be honest

Buffalo 66
Enter the Void
Possession
Anora
Posted by salty1
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Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:34 am to
The difference between the two Marines and the fig Air Force/space force guy is hilarious.
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:34 am to
Jill Biden watched those movies.
Posted by lsufan1971
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Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:36 am to
I was expecting who’s nailin Pailin staring Lisa Ann on the list.
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:36 am to
Holy shite I watched Enter the Void.

Straight up porn.

There's a scene inside a vagina where you get a close up of a dick thrusting and ejaculating.

Great fare for the white house family.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:37 am to
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Enter the Void


I mean, there a few good ones in there (haven’t seen the other three), and I like Enter the Void even if it’s weird as all hell, but I highly doubt Biden has actually seen that one either. The only ones on that list I believe Biden has actually seen are Cabaret, Miami Vice, and The Real Cancun.
This post was edited on 1/21/25 at 8:38 am
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:38 am to
I'm sure the list was heavily curated by the blue haired progressive staff members to adhere to all tenets of the progressive faith (i.e. anti-natalist, pro-abortion, anti-male, anti-traditional, pro-transactional sex, anti-excellence, etc.).

Then they mixed in some actual movies he watched.

The propaganda machines care deeply about every tiny detail of PR and put forth great effort to ensure every little detail fits their worldview whether true or not. They only care what the public perceives, reality be damned.
This post was edited on 1/21/25 at 8:42 am
Posted by i am dan
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Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:39 am to
Sound like his DEI hires went in the theater room for their orgies.
This post was edited on 1/21/25 at 8:41 am
Posted by wareagle7298
Birmingham
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:43 am to
Well holy shite there is a Tim Heidecker movie in that list, although I wish it has been the Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie.

Mister America
Posted by Godfather1
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Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:43 am to
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Holy shite I watched Enter the Void.

Straight up porn.

There's a scene inside a vagina where you get a close up of a dick thrusting and ejaculating.

Great fare for the white house family.


Well, appropriate for that bunch, anyway.
Posted by MikeD
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Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:46 am to
There's no way Biden watched Windy City Heat
Posted by BigBinBR
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Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:47 am to
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Shortbus seems like an appropriate one for him to watch.


Shortbus is is straight up porn. That’s not hyperbole. They have actual penis in vagina sex multiple times in the movie. Full on dudes fricking each other where they show everything and tons of full on masturbation shown. None of it is simulated. It’s all real sex with closeups and everything.

quote:

Sofia (Sook-Yin Lee) is a couples therapist who is unable to climax despite the ministrations of her loving husband. Gay couple James (Paul Dawson) and Jamie (PJ DeBoy) decide to open the doors of their relationship by inviting in a third partner. All three attend a mixer in which partygoers partake of a sexual banquet.
This post was edited on 1/21/25 at 8:49 am
Posted by HeadChange
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Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:48 am to
Windy City Heat is hilarious
Posted by TigersnJeeps
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Member since Jan 2021
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Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:49 am to
Just because it was screened in the WH, doesn't mean Biden watched it or was the primary viewer.

At least I think that could be the case...
This post was edited on 1/21/25 at 1:54 pm
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:50 am to
Justice League, Goldmember, and Miami Vice are the only ones I would watch.
Posted by canyon
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Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:50 am to
quote:

Castration Movie (2024) Screened: 07/19/24

Biden family documentary?
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
48557 posts
Posted on 1/21/25 at 8:50 am to
He watched Little Nicky?
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