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Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:07 am to
Posted by chity
Chicago, Il
Member since Dec 2008
6099 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:07 am to
A: watch a lot of Jeopardy.

B: not know one person in the pop culture category.
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23079 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:15 am to
You have to psych yourself up in the morning to bend down and pick up your workout clothes.

ETA: and then just give up and pick them up with your toes.
This post was edited on 5/26/23 at 6:16 am
Posted by thegambler
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
1454 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:45 am to
You complain about traffic after a sporting event or during peak hours or after a crash. Well, when you about traffic at all. And parking is a big deal
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
55117 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 7:28 am to
quote:

You "sleep wrong" one night and you have a weird pain for months.

I was going to say, when you injure yourself sleeping. But the "slept wrong" line works, too.
Posted by farad
Member since Dec 2013
9840 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 7:39 am to
don't get me started...

when you see people refer to things about being old and you realize that you have dealing with that for 20+ years...
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27036 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 7:45 am to
A. You get your first “sir”. And it’s not a salesperson or service industry person kissing your arse. Just a well raised kid and you’re that age.

B. Ear hair gets clipped at the barber. Or eyebrows.

C. They clip it without asking.

D. Progressive lenses (bifocals).
Posted by btrcj
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2019
630 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 8:02 am to
Health care professionals start asking if you have fallen in the last 6 months.
Posted by Buck_Rogers
Member since Jul 2013
1857 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 8:09 am to
When you get out of bed early every morning because the aches and pains won't let you sleep any longer.
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
15992 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 8:19 am to
When you have to take a dump and need something to hold on to when you make your descent.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
37422 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 8:38 am to
Damn, this is a great thread.

Can't quit laughing. Although, it's more of a nervous laugh because this thread has made me realize I can probably consider myself old.
Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
9302 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 8:49 am to
LoL... That's funny. The last couple movies I've been to(maybe 3 in the last 5 years) I nodded off.
Posted by Flglenn
Member since Aug 2021
26 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 9:23 am to
I only have half of my hair, half of my teeth and my dick only works half of the time. I'm 76 so I'm fine with it.
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2125 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 10:15 am to
Hardware store employees think it's clever to address you as "young man."
Posted by ThreeBonesCater
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
492 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 10:44 am to
...you're standing in line at Costco and the lady asks if you want to be tested for a hearing aid.
Posted by tigerfan1180
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2011
1064 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 11:19 am to
Realized it yesterday. Cataract surgery at 42.
Posted by Purplehaze
spring, tx
Member since Dec 2003
1842 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 12:24 pm to
You remember when the only bridge was the 190 bridge, using Airline to get to Tiger Stadium with a capacity of 67,500 seated on wooden bench seats.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17367 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

You’re watching a game and you see Joey Porter Jr, Marvin Harrison Jr, Asante Samuel Jr, etc
when you read about Jake Boone getting drafted by a MLB team, and it reminds you how excited you were when you bought a pack of Topps at the convenience store and got his grandfather’s rookie card
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
16010 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 3:24 pm to
You go to see a new doctor and realize that you have underwear that is older than he is.
Posted by BaconGrease
Memphis Tenn
Member since Jun 2013
763 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:15 pm to
...you do some manual labor and spend next few days paying for it.
Posted by Jim bean xxx
Member since Sep 2018
4766 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:53 pm to
Great place to nap- dark, cool and peaceful; no interactions for a couple of hrs
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