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CNN’s Jeffrey Zoom Meeting Dolphin Flogger Toobin: Cohen Not A Liar, He Was Just Mistaken

Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:32 pm
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Member since Dec 2008
45407 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:32 pm
Guy is twisting himself into a pretzel trying to cover for Michael Cohen. It’s so ridiculous that only 1 of the 9 talking heads is nodding in support; the others are all staring blank faced at the chicken choker.



Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109303 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:35 pm to
I’m guessing he still wanted to cement himself as the most pathetic person at CNN given they’re all saying this trial is clearly bullshite.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35582 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:36 pm to
Imagine having the nerve to still be on tv.
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Member since Dec 2008
45407 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:40 pm to
I suspect all zoom meetings at cnn begin this way now…

“Hey Jeffrey, Jeffrey…we’re starting now, okay?”
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
18420 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:49 pm to
I listened to him. There isn’t anyway he should be taken seriously as a legal expert. Dershowitz was on CNN a few years ago during Trump’s first impeachment. Dershowitz told him you must have slept through my constitutional law class at Harvard
Posted by chili pup
Member since Sep 2011
2799 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:50 pm to
This crap writes itself.
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:52 pm to
Posted by MemphisGuy
Member since Nov 2023
3592 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:53 pm to
quote:


I suspect all zoom meetings at cnn begin this way now…

“Hey Jeffrey, Jeffrey…we’re starting now, okay?”


How on God's green earth can he go on CNN... or any TV show... or out in public... after doing what he did and it becoming quite public knowledge? He should be so humiliated and embarrassed that he never leaves his house again. Or at least doesn't go out on TV anymore... or where anyone might recognize him. And how could CNN, with a straight face and the expectation that they be taken seriously and appear at least somewhat credible, put him on TV in ANY capacity whatsoever?
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36285 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:56 pm to
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And how could CNN, with a straight face and the expectation that they be taken seriously and appear at least somewhat credible, put him on TV in ANY capacity whatsoever?

Can you imagine what that perverted frick must have on his bosses?
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68412 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:57 pm to
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He should be so humiliated and embarrassed


He is part of the party that shows their privates to kids while dressing as woman.

They are the bottom of the totem poll of ethics and morals
Posted by MemphisGuy
Member since Nov 2023
3592 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 9:12 pm to
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Can you imagine what that perverted frick must have on his bosses?


"Jeffrey, we literally caught you jerking off DURING a zoom meeting with other employees. We simply can't hire you back."

*Jeffrey slides pictures and a letter across the desk*

"You start back tomorrow, Mr. Toobin. And get back pay."
Posted by sonuvapitcher
Member since Aug 2008
1736 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 11:44 pm to
Tool Foolin’ Toobin would be a better name than Dolphin Flogger Toobin.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21777 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 11:54 pm to
The expression in his eyes tell me he has a gas pump nozzle stuck up his butt.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34876 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 12:27 am to
It’s absolutely mind boggling that this guy still have a job at CNN after what he did
Posted by timdonaghyswhistle
Member since Jul 2018
16341 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 12:53 am to
How does Toobin know he was mistaken? Was he there?
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
10868 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 1:29 am to
And this is the network supposedly holding a legit and fair debate. As soon as Tapper and Bash try to frick Trump over he should ask them how they could possibly take themselves seriously with Toobin being given his job back
Posted by Jax-Tiger
Port Saint Lucie, FL
Member since Jan 2005
24812 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 6:02 am to
I'm surprised "Toobin" hasn't become a verb and a part of the American lexicon.

Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
124273 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 6:09 am to


This post was edited on 5/17/24 at 11:28 am
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22579 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 6:31 am to
From most accounts Cohen's testimony was so bad that it raises the question of whether he's turned his coat again. His rancor seems genuine but maybe he's a better actor than he is attorney/bimbo wrangler.
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45407 posts
Posted on 5/17/24 at 7:33 am to
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How on God's green earth can he go on CNN... or any TV show... or out in public... after doing what he did and it becoming quite public knowledge?

Clearly the man is egomaniacal and shameless.

quote:

And how could CNN, with a straight face and the expectation that they be taken seriously and appear at least somewhat credible, put him on TV in ANY capacity whatsoever?

I have to think someone asked the following question: “Do we have any other legal experts that weren’t jerking off in front of other people during a zoom meeting? Anyone?” So I can only guess that the reason he was brought back on CNN is because he threatened to go public with a lot of dirty stuff regarding what goes on at CNN and had the receipts to go with it.
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