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re: Mike Johnson's Biblical Beliefs Brutally Mocked by Late-Night TV
Posted on 10/31/23 at 10:28 pm to AUstar
Posted on 10/31/23 at 10:28 pm to AUstar
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Since when were evangelicals not allowed to eat shell fish or pork? I think he's confusing Johnson with Jews.
It’s supposed to be a,” got ya” that atheist use often because they don’t understand the Bible
Galatians 3:24-25
Wherefore the law was our schoolmaster to bring us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith.
25 But after that faith is come, we are no longer under a schoolmaster
This post was edited on 10/31/23 at 10:34 pm
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 10:58 pm to Revelator
I remember when Colbert was funny. Back before he came out as an aging lesbian.
Posted on 10/31/23 at 11:03 pm to Revelator
frick Colbert. Just another pandering liberal progressive cock sucker.
Posted on 10/31/23 at 11:12 pm to NCIS_76
Someone needs to punch him in that mangled ear.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 4:28 am to Revelator
Proud to say I’ve never watched more than three seconds of Colbert
Posted on 11/1/23 at 4:41 am to Revelator
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a devout Catholic
Like Nancy, Lurch, Joe, etc...
Right. Super dupe Catholics.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 5:50 am to Revelator
Are his writers on strike. I mean, I hope they are on strike, then he would have an excuse for that nonsense..
Posted on 11/1/23 at 5:58 am to SuperOcean
I can remember when comedians could come up with their own jokes.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 6:37 am to Revelator
In the Catholic world Colbert is what we would call “no true Scotsman”
Posted on 11/1/23 at 7:04 am to Revelator
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Colbert, who is a devout Catholic himself,
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Being biblically faithful is not easy for a guy from Louisiana 'cuz now he has to give up shrimp, crab, oysters and barbecue pork," he said. "And I'm sure he's gonna miss his wife when she has to be cast out of town during the time of her blood, only to be allowed to return when she brings two turtledoves to the tabernacle for the priest to sacrifice."
And so, you have to question the obvious devotion to the Christian faith of a person who would distort his own faith in an attempt to get some chuckles from likeminded people who look down upon people of biblical faith.
Sounds a LOT more like a condemnation of a Christian from an unbeliever than an actual believer, now doesn’t it? Being biblically faithful is now a big joke to a supposed “Christian”? Kidding me? It’s the very foundation for the Christian Faith. How do you make jokes and mischaracterize scripture and then call yourself a Christian?
I mean, if I say I am devoted to my wife, and then get up in front of a national television audience and start running her down as a whore, and mischaracterizing her character and insulting her, do I really love, and am I really devoted to my wife?
How does one do similar to the scriptures of which is the Word of God. JESUS IS the “Word of God”. So, who is he actually mischaracterizing and insulting but actually Jesus Himself?
quote:
“In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The same was in the beginning with God. All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.”
John 1:1-3
I mean, it’s only the very beginning of the introduction to the New Testament, that’s all.
This post was edited on 11/1/23 at 7:05 am
Posted on 11/1/23 at 7:11 am to Revelator
Johnson’s statements on the Bible and Israel were embarrassing.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 7:35 am to Revelator
Must be the same writers who wrote that episode of West Wing where President Bartlett used a lot of verses from Deuteronomy to put down a pro-lifer. Biblical ignorance is a problem for a lot of Christians.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 7:56 am to Revelator
Funny how NONE of these people have ANY sarcastic remarks for ANY muslim!! Hypocrites and cowards all!
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:01 am to Mo Jeaux
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Johnson’s statements on the Bible and Israel were embarrassing.
What statements exactly? Are you embarrassed that someone actually has moral standards and will not cower to the leftists that preach tolerance (as long as it is the tolerance they want)
This post was edited on 11/1/23 at 8:03 am
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:06 am to rtiger
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Are you embarrassed that someone actually has moral standards and will not cower to the leftists that preach tolerance (as long as it is the tolerance they want)
What? No.
I find it embarrassing that he thinks the Bible mandates that the United States unequivocally support Israel.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:07 am to Mo Jeaux
"Johnson’s statements on the Bible and Israel were embarrassing."
What are they?
What are they?
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:13 am to Revelator
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quote:Colbert, who is a devout Catholic himself, roasted the speaker over his religiosity in his opening monologue on Monday's Late Night With Stephen Colbert.
Colbert is a devout Catholic?
There's not one devout Christian who knows Colbert's schtick and foul mouth who would ever recognize Colbert as a "devout Catholic."....maybe today's definition of being a devout Catholic means being of the world and mocking the Light?
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:14 am to The Eric
quote:His “special guest” tonight is Adam Kinzinger. I shite you not.
Colbert has never been funny. Even in the old days
That should be hilarious.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:23 am to bhtigerfan
They're going to 69 and then cry about it.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 8:34 am to Revelator
It's not funny when you hate the person anyways. Making fun of a friend hits way different, this just comes across as bitter and mean spirited.
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