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Why can’t fairs and festivals have good beer options?

Posted on 4/19/24 at 7:27 pm
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37202 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 7:27 pm
This local fair has at the beer booth:

Pisswater
Pisswater Light
Pisswater Ultra
Nutrl
Twisted Tea

Oh well, sangria it is for me…
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 4/19/24 at 7:28 pm to
fair fare isn't fair
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48628 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 7:29 pm to
Fairs and Festivals are very trashy.
Posted by FAP SAM
Member since Sep 2014
2888 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 7:31 pm to
I like "craft beer" more than most. But if you can't enjoy a good ol American light pilsner/lager then frick you
This post was edited on 4/19/24 at 7:34 pm
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35185 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

Why can’t fairs and festivals have good beer options?


Because you can just bring your own good liquor options in.
Posted by TJack
BR
Member since Dec 2018
1452 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 7:34 pm to
Do you see people like yourself there?
Posted by LoneStar23
USA
Member since Aug 2019
5231 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

Twisted Tea


The goat
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33661 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 7:39 pm to
It's funny you think these festivals are choosing their beer selection

100% sponsorship driven
Posted by Tha crook
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2018
682 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 7:47 pm to
You sound like you drink IPAs
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8369 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 7:51 pm to
When you realize that fairs have the most popular beer, maybe you’ll understand. Make fun of pisswater all you’d like, that doesn’t negate the fact that it sells the most.

Appeal to the majority, not the minority.
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9753 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 7:58 pm to
but they do have fair burgers and those are natural aphrodisiacs
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81796 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 8:28 pm to
You seem to know more about the flavor of piss than is really healthy. Very strange.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7630 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

Pisswater Pisswater Light Pisswater Ultra Nutrl Twisted Tea


Probably a deal with the local beer distributor. They provide signs and sponsorships. Donate some of the product for a loss or in lieu of sponsorship.

Keep the competition away and only carry what they offer. The distributor knows the fair goers are still going to drink what ever the fair sells.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98446 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 8:42 pm to
Maybe go up a size on the fedora.
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
2976 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 8:58 pm to
Flask of Titos and you'll be fine
Posted by thejuiceisloose
UNO Fan
Member since Nov 2018
4284 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

This local fair has at the beer booth:

Pisswater
Pisswater Light
Pisswater Ultra
Nutrl
Twisted Tea

Oh well, sangria it is for me…


Congratulations on your virtue signaling
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32502 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 9:20 pm to
Because they don't sell.


Every bar will tell you that bud light, bud heavy, miller light, and ultra are the best selling beers they have, no matter how big the selection.


Most of America are not beer snobs, and don't care about notes of elderberry in their beer.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63682 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 9:25 pm to
This is why Fun Fair Park went out of business.
Posted by Krane
Member since Oct 2017
997 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 9:28 pm to
Agreed brother.

Went to a fair recently and went fricking nuts on the girl at the beer tent for not having any 10.5%+ imperial stouts
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131552 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 9:33 pm to
why don't you put on a flannel shirt that is 2 sizes too small, go to your local ax throwing joint, and sip coffee and cream stouts?


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