Crazy Plane Lady Tiffany Gomas is looking for a husband

Not a chance in hell. Too much attention whore in that one.

Damnit!!!! Just asked the wife. She said, "Over my dead body."

I may be up all night trying to figure this one out.

Arsenic.

Short term girlfriend, sure. Wife, frick no.

I can be the disappointment she’s missing in her life. Just give me a chance.

She’s nearly 40 and single for a reason. And what she doesn’t grasp (or doesn’t want to), time / aging is not a women’s friend. You can always drop her lack a sack of bricks and go younger

Crazy bitch that will document every minute of our marriage on social media? Absolutely, who wouldn’t want that?

I figured she’d have the same “that’s shits not real” reaction when she sees my little penis.