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Drumpf wanted to trade Puerto Rico for Greenland!

Posted on 8/19/20 at 1:55 pm
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
40293 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 1:55 pm
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80332 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 1:55 pm to
Wouldn't you?
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 1:56 pm to
Art of the deal. Give them NYC too.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22173 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 1:56 pm to
Seems fair

Throw in an island nation to be named later and it’s a deal
This post was edited on 8/19/20 at 1:57 pm
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101541 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 1:56 pm to
Is that supposed to be a problem?
Posted by salty1
Member since Jun 2015
4431 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 1:56 pm to
Good trade. Make it happen Trump!
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76531 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 1:57 pm to
Sounds like a good business proposal.

Drop the dead weight and gain a potential market.
Posted by frankthetank
Member since Oct 2007
2307 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 1:57 pm to
The fact that no country would take that deal just shows what Puerto Rico is really worth.
This post was edited on 8/19/20 at 1:59 pm
Posted by Nigel Farage
South of the Mason-Dixon
Member since Dec 2019
1210 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 1:58 pm to
shite we should still give Puerto Rico their independence, Greenland or not.
Posted by mightyMick
Member since Aug 2018
3067 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 2:00 pm to
Most people have no idea how enormous Greenland is.
Posted by SOCAL TIGER
SOCAL
Member since Jan 2005
10722 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 2:01 pm to
Great trade.... we win again!

MAGA
Posted by UFMatt
Gator Nation - Everywhere
Member since Oct 2010
11476 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 2:01 pm to
Would someone please purchase PR, NY and CA? Great deal if you take all 3.
Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
12210 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 2:02 pm to
Good trade for us if Denmark will fall for it.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28022 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 2:02 pm to
How much boot would we have to give?
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 2:02 pm to
Here's how that entire conversation probably went down:

Some Staffer: "Puerto Rico sure seems ungrateful and be out of shape over the hurricane response."

Trump: "They do, don't they. Can we trade 'em for Greenland?"

The end.

Posted by Wednesday
Member since Aug 2017
15431 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 2:03 pm to
I’m fine with that
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
9625 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 2:03 pm to
That would have been the best land transaction since Seward's Folly.

Total shithole down there and in my experience of over 20 years, Puerto Ricans were a pain to deal with in the military except for a few.
Posted by TheRoarRestoredInBR
Member since Dec 2004
30295 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 2:04 pm to
I'd trade PR, the 1st pick in the Draft, two All Pros, Cash Considerations, and a PTBN..

For a rawdogged convertible Chrysler Le Baron.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33127 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 2:05 pm to
Fake news
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44025 posts
Posted on 8/19/20 at 2:06 pm to
With whom would we be trading?
Wouldn’t it be more of an acquisition and a release?
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