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re: Question for people who drive jeeps?

Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:25 pm to
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
14124 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:25 pm to
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I just wanna know why they all drive so slow

Because it has a Dodge V6 under the hood. They're going as fast as they can.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35118 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:34 pm to
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Any grown man that drives a Jeep may not be a homo but I’m pretty sure his boyfriend is.



Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13561 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:35 pm to
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They're going as fast as they can and praying nothing breaks in the process of getting up to speed.
Fify
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12635 posts
Posted on 4/21/24 at 9:36 pm to
Posted by Soft_Parade
Member since Sep 2005
2503 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 1:26 am to
Duckold
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25832 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 2:04 am to
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Why do y’all have those little colorful bobble heads on your dash?


As someone mentioned it is called ducking or alternatively duck duck Jeep.

You can thank a woman named Allison Parchment, a Canadian, for starting it. There was an article on one of the online car magazines about it a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39604 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 3:09 am to
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Death wobble


During the Southwest Christmas debacle, I secured a Wrangler to drive my family to the next airport with a flight.

Got that death shake at 60/65.

Had to drive back to the airport a few hours later in the morning and switch vehicles.

I don't know how people deal with that.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11439 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 4:41 am to
Jeeps are chick vehicles now
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
11423 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 4:51 am to
Jeeps used to be great, robust, affordable vehicles. Stellantis seems determined to run off all of its customers though. I'm still amazed that Toyota (or another) hasn't come out with a direct competitor to the Wrangler, removable top etc.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119464 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 5:00 am to
One duck for each time it's been in the shop.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
22526 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 5:06 am to
You trying to find your people?
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17057 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 5:38 am to
If it’s a ghey sex thing, i probably need to start looking into buying a jeep
Posted by Poobear13
Member since Feb 2024
3 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 5:50 am to
They also make little shelves that attach to your mirror for the sole purpose of having a place for people to place the ducks when they “duck you”. Apparently just placing them on the cowl wasn’t good enough, and Jeep owners never pass up an opportunity to add another aftermarket item to their Jeep.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29277 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 6:08 am to
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just wanna know why they all drive so slow


So you can see all the sweet mods. Most jeeps now look like something my 4 year old would make out of legos. That little foot rest they have with their leg hanging out the door is my favorite
Posted by tLSU
Member since Oct 2007
8623 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 6:35 am to
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59063 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 6:46 am to
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Any grown man that drives a Jeep may not be a homo but I’m pretty sure his boyfriend is.


I don’t drive one, but this is some of the dumbest shite I’ve ever heard. Jeeps began their lives as military vehicles. How on earth do you view them as being gay?

Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24604 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 6:47 am to
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tbh it's kinda neat and a cool little thing for them to share together as Jeep owner


Oh boy
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
12694 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 7:45 am to
Question for people who did not know about the duck / jeep thing

Are you a fricking idiot or have had your head in the sand for the last decade?
Posted by lsuCJ5
Holly Springs, NC
Member since Nov 2012
974 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 7:50 am to
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Why do y’all have those little colorful bobble heads on your dash?

Is it a gay sex thing?


"it's a jeep thing, you would not understand"

I work with a guy who has a Rubicon. He said when someone "Ducks" him, he throws it in the parking lot.
Posted by LSUGUMBO
Shreveport, LA
Member since Sep 2005
8541 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 7:53 am to
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I'm still amazed that Toyota (or another) hasn't come out with a direct competitor to the Wrangler, removable top etc.


Do you even Bronco, baw?
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