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re: Someone took a crap outside my back office door
Posted on 1/6/21 at 1:27 pm to DeltaTiger14
Posted on 1/6/21 at 1:27 pm to DeltaTiger14
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and smeared some on the door for good measure. Awesome times!
There was a homeless person who used a particular step to shite on in New Orleans for a few weeks last year, i had to alter my walking route from garage to office.
Our office stoop also has had multiple human shits in it over the last few years in addition to being a favored sleeping spot for some time.
- NOLA is indeed a shithole from my recent experience
This post was edited on 1/6/21 at 1:28 pm
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Posted on 1/6/21 at 2:30 pm to DeltaTiger14
It was done out of love.
Posted on 1/6/21 at 2:33 pm to DeltaTiger14
I would bet that it wasn’t a Trump supporter.
Posted on 1/6/21 at 3:32 pm to DeltaTiger14
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Close, the Mississippi Delta
Sounds like a Klan revival is in order round them parts.
Posted on 1/6/21 at 3:36 pm to DeltaTiger14
This post was edited on 1/6/21 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 1/6/21 at 3:40 pm to DeltaTiger14
Hope you catch the a-hole responsible.
Posted on 1/6/21 at 6:31 pm to DeltaTiger14
I have a similar story. Sunday around an hour before dark a car turned into my driveway. It stopped about a quarter of the way up it and parked. A woman got out, looked around, opened her back door so she was standing between it and the open driver's door, and then squatted down and pissed right in my damn driveway! I watched the whole trashy show from my living room window. I even walked down there to see the damn wet spot. I was accused of being irrationally angry over it, but I think I was fully within my level-headed rights in wishing that some microscopic flesh-eating amoebas splashed up, landed on her trashy bush, and ate a giant hole between her legs.
Posted on 1/6/21 at 6:38 pm to DeltaTiger14
Was it a Demon Crap? 
Posted on 1/6/21 at 7:47 pm to upgrayedd
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The key is to do it in the swing radius of the door so when it opens, it smears the poop with the bottom of the door
Ahh the turd compass. Works best in revolving doors
Posted on 1/6/21 at 8:30 pm to DeltaTiger14
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Close, the Mississippi Delta
Sorry baw I couldn’t hold it any longer
Posted on 1/6/21 at 8:34 pm to DeltaTiger14
Better start leaving a roll outside...to show that you care.
Posted on 1/6/21 at 8:37 pm to upgrayedd
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The key is to do it in the swing radius of the door so when it opens, it smears the poop with the bottom of the door
Doesn't most exterior doors open inward?
Posted on 1/6/21 at 8:48 pm to DeltaTiger14
I was driving home from work one time a s all the sudden I had to take a shite. I pulled into a strip mall hoping to find a restaurant or somewhere inside to shite. No luck. Pulled around back and there was a back door that was cut into the building just a bit. Gave me a little privacy. I shotgun blasted the back door and used my sock to wipe.
I often wonder what someone thought when they came out that back door. Now I know.
I often wonder what someone thought when they came out that back door. Now I know.
Posted on 1/6/21 at 8:52 pm to DeltaTiger14
Maybe it was shinola.
Lots of people don't know shite from shinola.
Lots of people don't know shite from shinola.
Posted on 1/6/21 at 9:29 pm to DeltaTiger14
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Someone took a crap outside my back office door
first line of worst country song ever
Posted on 1/6/21 at 9:31 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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Ahh the turd compass. Works best in revolving doors
Posted on 1/6/21 at 9:33 pm to DeltaTiger14
Pissed anyone off recently?
Posted on 1/6/21 at 9:54 pm to DeltaTiger14
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Close, the Mississippi Delta
Let me guess- Greenville?
Posted on 1/6/21 at 10:17 pm to DeltaTiger14
Tag.... you’re it
Posted on 1/6/21 at 10:25 pm to DeltaTiger14
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