LSU now owning dorks on campus

Goddamn the left has a monopoly on ugly bitches.

It’s great to remind these human flea farms that they were losers, are losers and shall be losers.

That big protester with the green floral top is a hostess at Bin77. She/He/They seated us on Saturday night.

Are they rubbing the Pali protestors’ noses in their own shite?

If not they need to.

Professors at LSU are telling everyone fraternities are only doing it for money.

Geaux Tigers

Beat the crap out of those communists.

Piss ballon. An original song

Piss Balloon


Well I heard there was a protest,
Going down at LSU,
People up in arms on campus,
Cause somebody hates the Joos

I thought it might be the Not-sees,
Or the toothless K K K,
The news says they're everywhere,
I've never seen them, but they say,

So now I'm headed, for LSU,
And in my hand, a piss balloon

Well I got to the parade ground,
Right in front that big ol clock,
When I saw just who was chanting,
I'll admit that I was shocked,

"from the river to the sea", yeah,
Death to Izz-ree-ell was clear,
Same group that had been callin,
People not-sees just last year,

How the Tables turn, yeah,
Gonna turn real soon,

Got some pent up anger,
And a piss balloon

Just then a blue haired ham beast,
Starting screaming in my face,
Something 'bout the patriarchy,
(To her parents a disgrace),

Well I stood and held the line,
When I heard the coming Greeks,
Bringing beer and reinforcements,
To the protest of the freaks,

And more piss balloons,
So many piss balloons,

Well here comes the rain now,
Of the piss balloons.

Oh piss balloon, oh piss balloon,
You leave a lovely stain,
These proggies need a mouthful,
With their chanting so inane,

They're outmatched and outnumbered,
You know they'll be running soon,
Won't be no occupying,
They can't hide from piss balloons

She can fill her face with fishhooks,
She can say she's non-binary,
But the tears now running down,
blue hairs fat cheeks are urinary,

Well they jiggle as they blubber,
Break and run from golden doom,
Yeah this ain't some yankee safe space,
It's the land of piss balloons,

So tell old Mike the Tiger,
If PETA comes for him,

We'll load up all our piss balloons,
And do it all again,