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Eclipse is Proof that Social Media and Mainstream Press Suck

Posted on 4/5/24 at 7:26 pm
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2083 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 7:26 pm
I saw a total solar eclipse in the 1970's.

It was less memorable than watching a woman's wardrobe malfunction at the beach. Birds went crazy, that's about it.

On Monday my work is shuttered because Texas cities banned big trucks from passing through.

Newspapers are pleading with residents to collect snacks to feed emergency responders.

All because the mainstream press and social media have hyped up this non-event.

It's exactly how they hype the political differences in this country - wanting to turn relatively minor stuff into a real-life tragedies.

frick social media. frick the mainstream press.

ETA: buddies in larger Texas cities said they had problems getting gas and groceries, but small-town stores seem to have plenty of everything this weekend.
This post was edited on 4/6/24 at 9:20 am
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36700 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 7:27 pm to
When you are used to your wife’s arse blocking out the sun then I guess it wouldn’t be memorable

But I am still excited
This post was edited on 4/5/24 at 7:28 pm
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15798 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 7:28 pm to
Perhaps if the great state of Texas didn’t declare a state of emergency for this eclipse, the media would not be making such a big deal about it.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65873 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

Stores here in Texas are sold out of basic supplies. Gas is getting hard to find.

So, you're fake news as well. Nicely done.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64666 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 7:28 pm to
Isn’t it supposed to be completely overcast over the vast majority of the eastern US that day so almost no one will even really get to see it that well?
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
6818 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 7:29 pm to
Sounds like you need a total eclipse of the heart
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 7:31 pm to
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frick the mainstream press.


Your political posts on here are word for word from the mainstream press
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2083 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

Isn’t it supposed to be completely overcast over the vast majority of the eastern US that day so almost no one will even really get to see it that well?
Yup, we're expecting the sky to change from overcast, to dark, to overcast.

A one-in-a-lifetime spectacle to be sure.

Definitely work skipping work.
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2083 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

Your political posts on here are word for word from the mainstream press

This is the OT, sir
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65873 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 7:33 pm to

But you're not being factual at all
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66944 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 7:34 pm to
one would think you wouldn’t hold the same political sentiments of said mainstream press you hate sooo much.

:kermit:
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124582 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 7:35 pm to
Shut up you dumbass liberal
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2083 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 7:35 pm to
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But you're not being factual at all
Dunno about where you live, but buddies said HEB shelves in our part of Texas are stripped clean of frigging breakfast cereal.

ETA: this weekend the stores in rural Texas seem to have plenty of stuff, despite a few crazies piling up toilet paper and water jugs in their carts.

This post was edited on 4/6/24 at 9:22 am
Posted by slinger1317
Northshore
Member since Sep 2005
5882 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 7:36 pm to
fricking schools in Louisiana are dismissing early.
Schools that aren’t dismissing have parents asking if it can be an excused absence for their kids.
Clown world
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6683 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 7:37 pm to
ancient civilizations built shite like this to align perfectly with the solar eclipses


but yeah, it's all mainstream/social media bullshite
This post was edited on 4/5/24 at 7:38 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54585 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 7:37 pm to
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Dunno about where you live, but HEB shelves in our part of Texas are stripped clean of frigging breakfast cereal.

THE HORROR!
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5136 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 7:56 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/6/24 at 8:14 pm
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
10310 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 8:02 pm to
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9363 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 8:05 pm to
Anyone who gives a shite and pays money / travels to see this is an a-hole. Straight up
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54585 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 8:05 pm to
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Smeg

Another miserable cocksucker.
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